Assassins: Welcome to the Assassin Brotherhood, Arno. This is our hidden blade. We use it to kill Templars. Our enemy FYI.
Assassins: Remember, the Templars are the enemy.
Arno: ok ok i got it
Arno: so anyway who’s that redhead over there
Assassins: She is a Templar
Arno: shes hot
Assassins: arno please no
“Faërie contains many things besides elves and fays, and besides dwarfs, witches, trolls, giants, or dragons; it holds the seas, the sun, the moon, the sky; and the earth, and all things that are in it: tree and bird, water and stone, wine and bread, and ourselves, mortal men, when we are enchanted.”
― J.R.R. Tolkien, On Fairy-Stories
going back to school after a break is like when you pause a video game to go pee and when you come back you forget how intense and chaotic everything was when you paused it and the second you unpause it all your enemies collectively punch you in the face
|achilles:||making my way downtown|
|connor:||will you train me|